Buzzword Bingo

Having trouble writing your all-important conference speech ? Want to show what a hot-shot up and coming policy wonk (sic) you are and impress upon the leadership that you're One to Watch ?

Or, alternatively, are you a distressingly retro delegate slumped in your seat, losing the will to live, desperate for some diversion ? After all, you've already played the "who would I sleep with if stranded on a desert island" game and come to the conclusion that celibacy is the only viable option.

Never fear, Buzzword Bingo is here ! As practised by all the best graduates from top business schools. How to mangle the English language and pose as a deep thinker at the same time, the one size fits all substitute for original thought - Buzzwords Us !

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to incorporate every single one of these words in a speech, and reach the dizzy heights of utter meaningless babble. OR score off the Buzzword Bingo card during other conference speeches. (No prizes for playing this game during ministerial speeches! That's a no-brainer as they say in all the best wannabe West Wing circles)

Delegates are requested not to shout "House !" (and definitely not "Council House!" - ed) during the Leader's speech.